Throughout 2020, to celebrate 20 years of bringing Zappa news and spoos to the masses, I wrote twelve articles providing answers to some of those Frequently Unasked Questions about Frank Zappa - regarding his family, friends and those he worked with; the significant women in his life; the people who photographed him; and other random stuff.

Here are all of those - updated, modified and expanded with a few other articles (including one about Frank's brief stint as a beat poet, plus new ones about Joni Mitchell, Pee-wee Herman, Nervous Norvus and Naploeon Murphy Brock & Nolan Porter) - and new artwork by ArtForDinosaurs. Over 30,000 words in a cheesy little home-made paperback book.

For every copy ordered, the Idiot will donate one English pound to PSPA (a UK charity supporting people living with Progressive Supranuclear Palsy & Corticobasal Degeneration).

Get your copy exclusively from The Idiot Bastard Shop.

Also available in an updated and significantly expanded password protected PDF file, which you can read on your phone, laptop, Kindle, or even print it out and staple to your neighbour's bird table. Whatever. This version adds another 30,000 words on Läther, David Bowie, Artis The Spoonman, Roxy By Proxy, Allan Holdsworth, Diva Zappa, a virtual interview with Ruth Underwood, the last days of FZ and more - including lots of new random Zappa & related facts and extra eyebrow-raising girl talk. 

Get the eBook here, and the Idiot will donate a quid to Prostate Cancer UK.